Today I...

Took a car ride to the mall. Once there, I had my first ride in my stroller. It's awesome. It's got rear-wheel drive, front-wheel casters (turns on a dime), and a 1-parentpower engine. Sometimes both mom and dad want to drive, and they give each other mean looks. Boy, I hope I don't learn to be too competitive.

Beep beep!! Out of the way, b!+#&es!!

Oh, and dad noticed that people sure do stare a lot at me. I don't care. I know I'm hot. Wish dad would clue in.

That is all...