Cast & Crew Spotlight

Continuing with the introductions of the Cast and Crew of Walkerworld...

Ralphie

Nickname(s): Ralph, Ralph-schmalph, various maledictions

Ralphie has the voice of a Spanish gentleman, and is a crafty puss whose mission in life is to piss of my dad. He likes to eat plants, steal pacifiers, knock anything on any horizontal surface to the ground, and chew fingers.

Mom says Ralphie is pretty. Granted, he is. Yet he is also an ass. Just ask Aunt Debbie. She was once bitten by him.

Ralphie tries to escape his suburban prison nearly every day, often lurking near the front door in hopes of catching someone off guard. He will bolt into the yard, merely to eat more plants. When recovered by Dad or Mom, he retreats inside and throws up said plants like Tracey Gould after a good meal. She sure was cute on Growing Pains.

Ralphie most often can be seen lying about the house in his usual places - arm of a chair or sofa, foot of the bed, on our Ottoman (the Turk doesn't complain much, though). Late at night when the 'rents are getting into bed, Ralphie likes to come lie on Dad's chest, mere inches from his face, blocking any view of anything other than him. He tries to chew on any of Dad's fingers he can find, and if ignored, will be sure to give a close brush of his brown-eye before stalking off.

So, when you come over, say "hi" to Ralph and beware his surliness. He likes new people less and less, though apparently Big Pop, Uncle Toro, and several others are welcome friends. The dogs, after several months, have also made the list of approved house guests. For, to Ralphie, that's just what they are. Short-timers, bound to depart and leave him in peace. To Ralph, they are the inevitable losers in the game of "who can live longer, beeches?".

That is all...