Today I am two months old

That's right world. I'm two months old today. This proves that my dad is not incompetent (so he says).

Things to remember about this milestone:

1. Only 250 more months until I can legally drink.
2. Only 214 more months until I can join the military and travel the world kickin' ass for the US-of-A.
3. Only 200 more months until I probably drink for the first time.
4. Only 196 more months until I am allowed to be on the road.
5. Only 190 more months until I am a threat to your daughter's innocence.
6. Only 154 more months until I choose whether to like sports or science/magic/nerd-dom.
7. Only 148 more months until I decide girls are hot.
8. Only 142 more months until I go to Space Camp.
9. Only 118 more months until I join PeeWee football.
10. Only 94 more months until I decide girls are gross.
11. Only 58 more months until I want nothing more than Hulk underoos.
12. Only 34 more months until I wonder if my bellybutton has a bottom.
13. Only 22 more months until I begin to love PB&J.
14. Only 16 more months until I start talking.
15. Only 10 more months until I begin torturing Ralphie, Annie, and Charlie.
16. Only 8 more months until begin walking.
17. Only 6 more months until I begin eating solid foods.
18. Only 4 more months until my boobie access pass expires.
19. Only 2 more months until I start scooting around.
20. Only 2 hours until I piss myself ag...oops, too late.

That is all...