MNF...

Tonight dad left us to go see the Falcons home opener against the Eagles. Dad had a really good time and came home smelling of beer and stale nacho cheese. When he came home I woke mommy up to tell her. And to request a snack from MRB (MLB was closed).

Dad said the game was fun and that he got to meet many new Falcons friends. Dad also said "Filth-a-delphia" got what they deserved, which was a "Goode Swift Kikkin Theass". He says there are a lot of people out there who deserve one, including "Liberal pansies" and "Right-wing neo-con nutjobs". This talk of deserving from dad sounds a lot like the telethons and commercials I hear on TV where people are saying that the victims of Hurricane Katrina deserve our help. So I put two and two together and decided we should help. But when I asked dad if those poor souls deserved the "Goode Swift Kikkin Theass", too, he said that Mother Nature already gave them one. She sure sounds nice, this Mother Nature.

I got a new toy the other day. It was a stuffed animal. I also pooped myself. What a day!

That is all...