Tonight I...

Was left to fend for myself at Aunt Shannon and Uncle Robby's house, with that maniac Gia. Mom and Dad decided they wanted a date night, and mom hooked dad up with a sweet deal - Aunt Shannon watches me while they go to dinner and a movie.

Has anyone considered the point that I may want to go see Dukes of Hazard? Hello!

So I spent some quality time with my relatives. Gia was nice to me again. She may be catching on to the fact that I can't play with her yet. Sometimes I would catch her giving me the stink eye, though. Like she's planning something. It's a little disconcerting - I feel like she's laying plans for how she's going to treat me over the next 18 years of our lives (after 18, I'll be free to go join the military and score tons of foreign hotties while I travel the world kicking ass for the U.S. of A.). To that point, let me just say one thing. Bring it on Gia. Bring it.

Anyway, hanging out with Aunt Shannon and Uncle Robby was cool. They're nice people. They should get some animals, though. I missed having a cat to come swish his tail in my face and steal my Mylicon and having dogs to lick me and steal my pacifiers, bottles, blankets, etc.

Speaking of...

Mom and Dad came home to a suprise last night. The pups found the secret stash of my dirty diapers and tore about a dozen of them to shreds. I heard Dad cussing and vacuuming for a long time into the night. I consider it payback for leaving me alone. I WANTED TO SEE JESSICA SIMPSON'S HOTNESS, TOO, DAD.

Oh, and if the pups start puking, it serves them right. Steal my pacifier, will you Charlie? How'd my poo taste? I hope you LOVED IT.

That is all...