Today I...

...lost my umbilical cord. Here's a picture of it hanging out, chillin' on my night stand.

He wants to go out for drinks later, and pick up the ladies. I'm up for it, though Umbilical Cord says I have to be his designated driver. He says taking a little tyke like me along serves as a chick magnet. Whatever. I think he doesn't feel threatened by me, cause I have a set of boobs waiting for me at home.

That is all...