Today I...

..watched dad leave for work. What the poop is this about? I'm awake, ready for some loving, caring, attention and you just up and leave? Mom had a stressful night and all you do is kiss her on the forehead and waltz out the door? Where did you learn to parent from? Cartoons?

I hope you know I'm absorbing EVERYTHING, and if I have a large couples therapy bill when I get older because I learned to be a "caring" partner from the likes of you, well... I'm gonna be peeved.

Oh, and speaking of learning and mimicking everything you do (which apparently I'll be doing regardless of willpower), looks like I'll be spending quite a lot of time when I get older checking myself out in the mirror after a shower. Narcissist.

That is all...