Off to New England...

Today I flew to Boston with mom and dad. My first plane ride! Hooray plane ride!

We saw many amazing people on the plane and in the airport. Mom kept a blanket over me most of the time, muttering somethign about "dirty ass people". Mom, if the nerds at DragonCon didn't give me the hiv, then I'm sure that the airport people won't .

Mom was able to breastfeed me in the airport, and on the plane. Now she's one of the mothers that other people complain about. Boobs are natural, folks. You enjoyed to suckle on the teet at one point in your life too. Try to remember that.

There was one skeevy guy who Dad noticed purposefully moved closer to us to try and scam a view of my feeding. Dad called him "Quagmire", and gave him steel* until he left. Fraking pervert.

*Dyson Lingo Lesson #1

Steel: n. a deadly look; a glance that causes the recipient emotional discomfort; She just gave me steel (and thus I will not be asking her for sex).

To give steel: to convey one's deep displeasure through the eyes; I gave the dude steel, and he backed the frak off (because he is now intimidated).

To receive steel: to wither under the dagger-like gaze of another.

I slept most of the way. The ride is really boring, so what else is a kid to do? I did notice that a kid in front of me screamed most of the way in. He wasn't very popular. Dude, take a page from my notes, and just chill the frak out. He had a mullet, anyway. Figures.

We're staying with dad in his hotel while he works onsite at a customer near Boston. Dad leaves in the morning, goes to work, and comes back to the hotel later, just like at home. Except that this hotel room is a helluva lot smaller, stinkier and funkier than our house. Plus, no Annie & Ralphie, Dirty & Charlie? Boooo!!

This town is called Framingham. It's a far cry from Atlanta. Where are all the NASCAR bumper stickers? Where is the crunkness and where are the spinners? And why does everyone smell like a dirty liberal?

Mom and I will watch TV all day while Dad is out. Tomorrow night we're driving up to New Hampshire to suprise Nannie and Poppa, Uncles Chip and Colin, Aunt Lizzie & family, Aunt Sassy & family, and Great Grandma BJ. Should be a good suprise, since Dad told them that only he would be coming for dinner. I just hope that Nannie doesn't pee herself when she sees me. She is very excitable, that one.

That is all...