Today I....

...had my one month visit to the pediatrician. Everytime we go to this place, I end up naked on a cold table, leaving me feeling vulnerable and alone.

When I brought that up, dad said something to the effect of, "that's how I finished out a lot of parties in college, kid. Get used to it, it's a family tradition." What?!

Turns out, I now weigh a little over 11 lbs, and I grew 1/2 inch. All in a month - I'm a genius I tell you. "Victory is mine!"

That is all...