Walker B's Restaurant Reviews #1

Today we shall broach a new subject - restaurants. Mom and Dad have taken me to quite a few, and I feel there is a need to help the public understand restaurants from a baby's perspective.

Today I shall discuss my favorite restaurant of all time: MLB.
Restaurant: Mom's Left Boob (MLB)
Location: Next door to MRB
Cost: $
Hours: 12AM - 12AM, Mon-Sun and all major holidays (Closed on Yom Kippur)
Dress: Casual
Cuisine: American Ecclectic

MLB is an exclusive restaurant that I was turned on to from the very start. One never has to wait for a table, and the staff is most accomodating. MLB has been in business for the last six weeks with plans to run through the fall months. I have heard rumors of it closing with the onset of winter (say it's not so!). The head chef, who goes by the whimsical monicker "Mom" , seems to have considerable assets that she is able to bring to bear for the restaurant.

I find the accomodations at MLB to be an outstanding feature of the dining experience. The decor is in soft, muted hues of pink and beige. The fabrics are soft and supple, and the view is unrivaled.

The cuisine is always served hot and fresh and with the utmost concern for the patron's comfort. Meals are plentiful and filling, and the staff is more than willing to ensure you are amply fed. Depending on the chef's recent experience and whimsy, the food has a wide range of flavor and aroma, and can bring about visions of distant bamboo forests (flavorful Mandarin), exotic evenings by the Rio (spicy Tex-Mex), windswept plains with my trusty Native American sidekick(robust American grill), and lustful Mediterranean siestas (hearty Italian). I find that the fare is so tasty and calming, that I often fall asleep during my meals.

All meals come with a complimentary burping, as well as a diaper change (casual dress code or not, hygiene is important). Seconds can be had, but one must be insistent!

On the downside, I find that the waiter at this restaurant can leer at times, and the chef can be a bit surly, especially when it comes to late night requests.

All in all I find that MLB is a delightful and whimsical place with an ambience and menu that cannot be beat. Four stars.

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