Cast and Crew Spotlight

Every family has their outcast. In our case, it's a certain creamsicle-colored kitty, known for her drooling issues.

Dirty
Nicknames: Bag Lady, Fruitloop, Nut Job

Dirty is a cat my parents adopted to repalce Black Kitty, whom I never met. Judging by the way they treat her, and from my own astute observations, they must be profoundly disappointed in their choice. Like that crazy old man in the third Indiana Jones movies says...."He chose....poorly."

Dirty doesn't like the pups, nor does she like me. She doesn't like sudden movement, and she doesn't like when Dad kicks her off the bed. She does, however, like the garage. It is her refuge. Other than the garage, the only other thing I can for sure say she likes is the ice dispenser. Everytime Mom and Dad use that thing, she goes nuts. She's hooked on ice like a whore on crack. And like all good crack fiends, when not acting insane, she's sleeping away the day on a pile of tattered clothes or dirty towels in the corner.


To her credit, she is the only animal in the house that has not destroyed anything. BUT, to her discredit, she has in the past inadvertently sprayed Dad with liquid poo from her ass. I kid you not.

That being said, we really do love Dirty, or rather, we'll continue to feed her until she goes away. Dear Dirty, please leave.