My physical prowess is increasing...

I am sooooooo advanced mentally and physically, that it makes you all look like paramecium compared to me. Perfect example: Now I can sit up. That's right. No longer satisfied to be Mr. Layonmyback all day and giggle, I have focused my energy and powers on developing what I like to call "Balance." This means I can right myself, or go hands free and sit up as shown above.

Sitting is good, because now I can practice how I will pose on my throne. Walker's world indeed. Better practice your bowing, monkeys.