Baby Henry

Today, my cousin, Henry, entered the world. Sucked, didn't it, buddy? Just wait, it gets better...boobs, kisses, snuggles and lots of attention. I feel your pain though....especially on the ol' you know what....
Above, you can see a picture of young Henry delivering a powerful karate chop to Aunt Amanda's neck. She was stunned for quite a while, but I'm told she's recovering well.

Henry's been lucky enough to have already signed an endoresement deal with Nestle. Oh Henry! You lucky bastard.




I'm thinking about signing my own endoresment deal with George Lucas. I've thought of a cool character name for his next movie....Duke Poopwalker, a tiny infant turned space adventurer. With magical powers and a little orange sidekick...no wait...green. Yea, green, that'd be freakin' sweet.