I'm not dead...

I have had several small illnesses over the last two months. They seem to orignate from my schoolmates. I don't know what these monkeys are doing when they aren't in school. Probably trapsing around garbage dumps, trailer parks, crack houses, who knows.

All I know is that I must be getting stronger with each passing illness. Soon I will be invincible to biological weapons of mass destruction. Meaning that when Al Qaeda hits us with some sarin gas, I'll be the one left standing, ready to kick ass.

That is all...