Dear PETA...

Today I can guarantee that Annie had the best day of her young life. She met a squirrel. Then she ate him.

Here are some pics of what's left of Mr. Squirrel hanging out (ha!) inside Annie's mouth and near dad's foot.

Now I have nothing against squirrels, and I don't wish them any undue harm. But I am concerned that since Annie has started eating squirrels, people in Mableton will begin having trouble getting their Honey Nut Clusters! That $&#^ is tasty.

That is all...