Reading is fundamental, fools.

"I'm through with this book, peasant. NEXT!"

Here I have recently finished a book which is helping to hone my skills in character and symbol interpretation. I like to call this amazing ability "Reading". Soon, my mastery of the written word will be complete, and I will be able to decipher the technical and operational specifications of many of your more sophisticated weapon systems and electronic devices, placing myself in the position to most easily subdue and rule you all.

Until then, pass me the next edition of Curious George. That whimsical primate is always causing a ruckus!

My physical prowess is increasing...

I am sooooooo advanced mentally and physically, that it makes you all look like paramecium compared to me. Perfect example: Now I can sit up. That's right. No longer satisfied to be Mr. Layonmyback all day and giggle, I have focused my energy and powers on developing what I like to call "Balance." This means I can right myself, or go hands free and sit up as shown above.

Sitting is good, because now I can practice how I will pose on my throne. Walker's world indeed. Better practice your bowing, monkeys.