Movin' on...

Because of my fame and rabid readership, I have been advised to move my Blog to another site. Not so much to protect me, as to protect you from the Man, whom I have no trouble contacting to issue arrest warrants, should I receive ANY more panties in the mail, Misses Letorneau and Lafave. Frackin' French Canadians!

On my new site you will find the same hilarity and laughs. I can make no committments to updating, because though I berate my parents regularly for refusing to transcribe my mania and genius onto the Web, they are very laxidasical about it. Their insolence shall be repaid.

I know you all suffer for more Waakabee. And so you shall have it. Visit www.stripedpajamas.blogspot.com for proof that I am your intellectual superior, despite being wee.





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I'm not dead...

I have had several small illnesses over the last two months. They seem to orignate from my schoolmates. I don't know what these monkeys are doing when they aren't in school. Probably trapsing around garbage dumps, trailer parks, crack houses, who knows.

All I know is that I must be getting stronger with each passing illness. Soon I will be invincible to biological weapons of mass destruction. Meaning that when Al Qaeda hits us with some sarin gas, I'll be the one left standing, ready to kick ass.

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We're moving!

Now that I grabbed your attention, I wanted to let you know that walkerb.blogspot.com is being replaced by stripedpajamas.blogspot.com.

StripedPajamas will have all the same tasty content as WalkerB, but without the trans fatty acids and unique identifiers.

That's right, while drooling over Christmas break and pondering the greatness of JC's gift to the world I thought, "Surely my own followers deserve some token gift from me. But what could I, young Walker, give them?" Then it hit me that I will create a more generic site that protects the names and identities of the innocent. Namely, me.

Since I am a well-loved baby boy and dare I say national treasure, it is imperative that I take measures to protect myself from weirdos and potential usurpers, lest their insane-o antics deprive the world of just what it needs most, me.

So enjoy stripedpajamas.blogspot.com. My pajamas, shared with all of you, will be warm, fuzzy, as well as stylish. Just like me.

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